Governmentium

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

Zazism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows, then shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, the pours the milk down the drain.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.

Democracy. In a democracy, everyone has two cows, then a vote is taken, and whatever the majority decides to do, you do, and that's no bull.

Now, in a just society, we vote for the person who best represents our beliefs. Then we sit back to see who gets the most votes. They think they will lead us. They think that their political party now has the right to do as they please including ignore the voter who put them into power. But you forget, this is a just society.

In a just society, those who are elected by the masses are simply the workers held accountable for the prosperity and the morality and the justice in this just society. Long gone are the days when political parties have access to our hard earned wages through taxation. Long gone are the days when a political party can hand out favours to cull even more votes. Long gone are the days of the arrogant, self serving politicians and their cronies. Entitlement is a word found in the dusty archives of political correctness and excess.

But wait, what's that I hear, oh damn, it's the alarm clock. Time to wake up and trudge off to another day of working 9 to 5 so I can pay the exorbitant taxes that the latest batch of thieves in parliament is squandering on themselves, their friends and their personal expense accounts.

Tick...tock....where's my Glock...